Barack Obama’s Big Day In The Park

I’m just going to have to come right out and say it. This cartoon, sums up my feelings for Barack Obama at this early point in Election 08. I’ll submit to the fact that Barack is an excellent public speaker, but can’t we all admit his speeches are high on sentiment and low on substance? Ordinarily, I might just support Obama, but the frenzy of ‘hope and change’ he seems to be whipping everyone up into is alarming.

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Breaking News: The Stormin’ Mormon Has Left the Building!

Mitt Romney has been TKO’d by everyone’s favorite ex POW John McCain after a disappointing showing on Super Pooper Tuesday. To whom will conservatives across the country turn now in their time of need? Will they turn to Mike “The Preacher Man” Huckabee or will they swallow their pride and rally behind John “The Snake-eater” McCain?

Only time will tell my dear friends! This election seems to have whipped everyone into a tall lather, and I honestly can’t make heads or tails of it.  Sure, maybe I’d like to hop on the Barack Obama bandwagon, but how can anyone with even a small drop of self respect support someone who has a campaign video featuring Will I. Am? Doesn’t this video make you want to choke yourself with a bag full of sugar?

If more of these asinine videos are what I can expect from a Barack Obama presidency, then that, my friends, is Change I can do without. The only change that I’m interested in is the type that rattles around in my pockets when I have a lot of money. So, if anyone would like to bribe me into voting for Barack Obama… Well, I’m accepting offers.